i could go into the kitchen and make soup right now. i could chop up a whole onion and put it in there and nobody could stop me. i could put cereal in it. i could dump the whole bowl onto the floor and roll around in it naked while barbie girl plays and then order ten of those 7 foot long gummy snakes online and nobody could do a goddamned thing. being an adult is terrifying
this is too much power for one person to have
"as humans, we waste the shit out of our words. it’s sad. we use words like ‘awesome’ and ‘wonderful’ like they’re candy. it was awesome? really? it inspired awe? it was wonderful? are you serious? it was full of wonder? you use the word ‘amazing’ to describe a goddamn sandwich at wendy’s. what’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? how will you describe it? you already wasted ‘amazing’ on a fucking sandwich."